do not connect to the internet on 11/1/25

Attention, valued user. We must strongly advise, with the utmost urgency and for reasons that will become self-evident, that under no circumstances whatsoever should you establish, initiate, or otherwise create an active connection to the global network colloquially known as 'the Internet' on the date specified as November 1st in the year of 2025. This directive is not a mere suggestion, but a critical preventative measure for which we cannot be held liable should you choose to disregard this warning.